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Greeny Demotivational Poster


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


2ND GRADE - 3 long years for Greeny


TAGS: so sensitive greeny
Rating: 3.73/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
I think that was around the time that contacts were becoming popular. My teacher dug in her eyes with her fingers regularly to keep them straight. It was torture to watch. But she was h**.


HOW NOT TO BE SEEN -


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

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McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
lol


SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning


TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


SMOOOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 12, 2012, 10:00 pm
Surely the fourth line should be; "Are you two women both from Scotland?" ?
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
LMAO! Amsome poster Airman.
motinet - June 12, 2012, 3:52 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG!
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:51 am
THAT is so funny!!! Way to go Airman!
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:55 pm
I like these posters LOL. 5L
Greeny - June 11, 2012, 9:18 pm
hahaha... gave me flashbacks of two mountain 'women' in a bar once upon a time; they hit very hard, but at least they let me go...
mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:57 pm
hahaha...english humor?


I HAVE A FEAR OF... -


TAGS: fear life end old greeny
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:27 pm
three hours, one hour, still....
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:25 pm
Still, as in, my misstatement is still there. Still, as in, I’m gonna still have to explain myself to Greeny in about three hours…Still, as in, this fricking poster is going to the h** list, then the hall of fame, and my misstatement will still be there
Greeny - April 15, 2012, 9:15 pm
uh, still? Rick made something amsome out of some menial ramblings... although it's probably a good thing I didn't have the laundry on my mind...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:42 pm
Still, a good composition…
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
I feel as if I need to re-iterate; Greeny did inspire me to do this...
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm
I was just (quite a few hours back) thinking of this poster... tried to remember the wording to it... 5L


STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT - exchanging glances


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - December 7, 2012, 6:19 pm
nice - worth remembering, just in case


NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em


TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
>XD
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo


EVEN BETTER WITH VODKA -




MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)


NO ONE EXPECTS THE U2 MOVE -


TAGS: greeny urinal etiquette
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:19 am
Thanks - I had dreams about this last night!


A LONG DRY SPELL -


TAGS: greeny celibacy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Greeny - December 21, 2011, 9:02 pm
Flower - lol; good thing they didn't ask about favorite jewels
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

huge lolz. n1 AM


IDLE HANDS - are the devil's workshop


TAGS: cranky greeny pong bash silliness
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - June 20, 2012, 12:34 pm
Lmao. Do more of these. 5Lols
Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:38 pm
That game was great for eye-hand coordination. By the way, don't ever mention that on a resume...


TWO MEN IN A BAR -


TAGS: greeny airman
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:36 am
a 5er as usual
Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
LOL
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 9:02 am
Soooo...that's what it looks like when men have a blonde moment...5L
Greeny - November 19, 2012, 8:56 am
lol


Rerun - the one and only -


TAGS: greeny and rerun on nuke
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 8, 2013, 9:16 am
lol
rerun - September 8, 2013, 8:52 am

Taking a bow.


Lady's Night part two -


TAGS: greeny goes ginger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2014, 8:35 am
Heh, I liked him and Steven Wright in ‘Coffee and Cigarettes’. Actually your ‘GF’ idea s/be credited to a Rodney Dangerfield skit, when he took his doll to the movies and started throwing popcorn in her mouth saying ‘great movie, aey?’
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Reminds me of Binigni's confession in Night on Earth!
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:41 am
Mr.Gary...it would appear rerun got the dumb blonde. Too funny.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 10:53 am
that's funny
Greeny - April 5, 2014, 7:06 pm
LOL There's a song that says..."I got a spot that get's me h**, and you ain't been to it". I guess that can be taken many ways...
rerun - April 5, 2014, 6:36 pm

These are great.
Sho - April 5, 2014, 4:38 pm
LMAO


YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONE I DID AT CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: greeny confession
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
DITTO
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:20 am
lol²
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:43 am
lol


FAME -


TAGS: greeny author bowie fame
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 1:36 pm

It's a burden. I live with one, too. He's 6-4, 260~~bad attitude, lousy t able manners, fights at the drop of a hat. I call him ***k, for short, but his name's Bill...
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:19 am
First thing morning, there it is... wow
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 8:35 pm
(Webster's) HUGE - very large or extensive, as a) of great size or area; b) great in scale or degree ; c) great in scope or character . Also the highest ranking on Motifake.


Downstream -


TAGS: downstream gary and greeny doing water monitoring
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - September 23, 2013, 1:09 am
Thanks for the comments, although I don't think I understood Greeny's. Glad you like it.
Greeny - September 21, 2013, 4:27 am
Nice - but we're always downstream from something...
GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:29 am
Well, Pagong, I’ll have ya know that, yes, I have been known to hang my rod over a creek every now and then…..but I fish upstream. 5L for the funny turtle


Who Knew? -


TAGS: greeny shows off artist melon
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:38 am
Aww don't sniffle...use a tissue! Glad you enjoyed it Greeny.
Greeny - May 13, 2014, 8:11 pm
*sniff* Beautiful


SECRET AGENT MAN -


TAGS: johnny rivers greeny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - October 31, 2012, 4:44 am
And yet another tune stuck in my head... thank5!


HE TRIES SO HARD -


TAGS: young greeny
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - November 29, 2012, 5:44 am
Ooooo - 5 degrees of burn!


Spit or Swallow -




GREENY - Dieting at its finest Small, red, and cubed


TAGS: greeny got cut
Rating: 4.3/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2012, 7:24 pm
lol
Sho - June 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
haha


THEY GROW UP SO FAST -


TAGS: greeny naughty boy
Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 1:39 pm
I’m guessing this book was published before parents 5hifted blame towards everyone for their child’s problems and not themselves.
Greeny - May 30, 2012, 9:37 pm
lo*hic*l


ABRA CADABRA - wanna reach out and grab ya


TAGS: greeny slipnslide steve miller
Rating: 4.27/5

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Greeny - February 1, 2012, 7:03 pm
Surf5 Up!
rerun - February 1, 2012, 6:20 pm

it is a parody on a song
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm
this makes no sense whatsoever


The Eyes Have It -


TAGS: greeny has a way of making others see life through his eyes quote depeche mode
Rating: 4.13/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:54 pm
Happy to of been of service. Personally? I think you look so adorable with a smile on your face, rather than your head exploding. But hey, what do I know? Oh and thanks greeny.
Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:30 pm
Nice Miss P; thanks for the smile


THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS -


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 3.86/5

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Greeny - December 5, 2012, 8:08 pm
What he said oh, wait...
mariand - December 5, 2012, 7:45 pm
I used to have this fear... guess what, how it can be cured?... by living the things which you're afraid... and so, you get the cure... is called indifference.


I GUESS IT"S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY... - After awhile, pets DO start looking like their owners...


TAGS: greeny s dog
Rating: 3.8/5

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Greeny - January 15, 2013, 11:33 pm
 Far be it from me to impugn his motives, but I think he's planning something...


Broken PC Blues -


TAGS: dear gary love greeny recovery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:41 am
Tablet---for those whose laps have disappeared! Yes, my bathroom is laptop compatible! Still the best room in the house to think! 5 LOL lions Greeny!
GaryO - June 20, 2015, 1:23 pm
Phkker...how'd you know?


Greeny -


TAGS: greeny poster a fellow motifaker challenge
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 3, 2015, 11:11 pm
It's hard to squeeze a melon, not that I would know...
concern3 - November 3, 2015, 10:07 am
nice one a 5er


Pacman -


TAGS: when costumes go horribly wrong greeny starts all over jappy halloween
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:32 pm
Oops...pulled a Jesus (bahaha)
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:31 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 8:14 pm
lol - it's my best Gary Busey...
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:47 pm
OMG just read the tags! Sorry that was supposed to be happy...honestly I've gotta start proofreading my shyt.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:45 pm
Sorry can't reveal Greeny's true identity but it appears he, um, she has only 1 day left to change it up. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:35 pm
Oops...
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5


Three Folks in a Bar Lament for Greeny -


TAGS: greeny pimpin three men bar
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:47 pm
Emilio, that joke is older than I am but still busts me up laughing every time! Thanks, for the ROTFL! Can't 5L a comment, but consider it done!
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2015, 4:05 pm
My cousin opened a jewelry story...but they caught him.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 8:48 pm
Well great, now it’s seemed to have retracted somewhere past my pelvis. I dare not have that high enema.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 7:50 pm

It's the One Fell Swoop that gets 'em every time.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 7:00 pm
One must do what one must do when the specter of the Vernon chop comes into play…worse than a praying mantis…much worse I hear
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:30 pm
...and the sudden image of Gar screaming, "TURTLE MODE!! TURTLE MODE!!"
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 6:16 pm
well looky there, involuntary shrinkage seems to have immediately come into play
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:11 pm

OK. I found the ax. I'll go first.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 5:33 pm
YAAAAAAY. I’ve never been the stick! What’s the rules aaaand who can I poke?!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 5:24 pm

Let's play chopsticks. You be the stick.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:54 pm
Wait, yer right. You look rather....what's the word..uplifting, yeah uplifting....what're we gonna play?
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:47 pm

Wait a minute. I may smell like cookies and dirt, but I'm no little boy. Oh~~sorry~~you were referring to yourself. Be a good boy and go play.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:44 pm

Let's not discuss my knees.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:43 pm
Heh, two men and a weird little boy
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 2:37 pm
Ummm...Typo? At least your knees are below the bar for a change!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 2:04 pm

Three MEN???


Greeny shows his dark side -


TAGS: greeny star wars
Rating: 4.82/5

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steve1961 - January 15, 2016, 5:12 am
LOL The rating dropped. Somebody didn't like the poster...or has it out for Greeny.
Silverheart - January 14, 2016, 9:08 pm
goatse?
spacedog - January 13, 2016, 5:46 pm
LMAO, dark side.That's no moon, it's a bleedin' sphincter. 5L's for Steve.
JesusWept - January 13, 2016, 11:43 am
HA! Nice one! L L L L L
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 6:15 am
its a good thing
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 6:03 am
LoL - Everything's gonna be all right, sequels you know...


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