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Greeny Demotivational Poster


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm, #242528
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am, #242523
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm, #241297
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm, #240998
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm, #240659
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am, #240643
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am, #240642
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am, #240640
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am, #240639
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am, #240638
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am, #226681
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am, #226680
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


2ND GRADE - 3 long years for Greeny


TAGS: so sensitive greeny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:43 pm, #226105
I think that was around the time that contacts were becoming popular. My teacher dug in her eyes with her fingers regularly to keep them straight. It was torture to watch. But she was h**.


HOW NOT TO BE SEEN -


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am, #222329
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221952
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm, #221944
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm, #221936
lol


SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning


TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm, #225931
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


SMOOOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - June 12, 2012, 10:00 pm, #236220
Surely the fourth line should be; "Are you two women both from Scotland?" ?
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:52 pm, #236209
LMAO! Amsome poster Airman.
motinet - June 12, 2012, 3:52 pm, #236208

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG!
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:51 am, #236198
THAT is so funny!!! Way to go Airman!
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:55 pm, #236193
I like these posters LOL. 5L
Greeny - June 11, 2012, 9:18 pm, #236190
hahaha... gave me flashbacks of two mountain 'women' in a bar once upon a time; they hit very hard, but at least they let me go...
mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:57 pm, #236184
hahaha...english humor?


I HAVE A FEAR OF... -


TAGS: fear life end old greeny
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:27 pm, #233367
three hours, one hour, still....
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:25 pm, #233366
Still, as in, my misstatement is still there. Still, as in, I’m gonna still have to explain myself to Greeny in about three hours…Still, as in, this fricking poster is going to the h** list, then the hall of fame, and my misstatement will still be there
Greeny - April 15, 2012, 9:15 pm, #233364
uh, still? Rick made something amsome out of some menial ramblings... although it's probably a good thing I didn't have the laundry on my mind...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:42 pm, #233346
Still, a good composition…
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm, #233343
I feel as if I need to re-iterate; Greeny did inspire me to do this...
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm, #233339
I was just (quite a few hours back) thinking of this poster... tried to remember the wording to it... 5L


STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT - exchanging glances


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 7, 2012, 6:19 pm, #241277
nice - worth remembering, just in case


NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em


TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am, #237212
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm, #237183
>XD
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm, #237180
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm, #237174
lol - thanks for the new ammo


EVEN BETTER WITH VODKA -




MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am, #225448
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am, #225353
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm, #225291

nice :)


NO ONE EXPECTS THE U2 MOVE -


TAGS: greeny urinal etiquette
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:19 am, #224375
Thanks - I had dreams about this last night!


A LONG DRY SPELL -


TAGS: greeny celibacy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 21, 2011, 9:02 pm, #226804
Flower - lol; good thing they didn't ask about favorite jewels
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm, #226789

huge lolz. n1 AM


IDLE HANDS - are the devil's workshop


TAGS: cranky greeny pong bash silliness
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - June 20, 2012, 12:34 pm, #236432
Lmao. Do more of these. 5Lols
Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:38 pm, #236418
That game was great for eye-hand coordination. By the way, don't ever mention that on a resume...


TWO MEN IN A BAR -


TAGS: greeny airman
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:48 pm, #240748
LOL
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 9:02 am, #240706
Soooo...that's what it looks like when men have a blonde moment...5L
Greeny - November 19, 2012, 8:56 am, #240705
lol


Rerun - the one and only -


TAGS: greeny and rerun on nuke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Greeny - September 8, 2013, 9:16 am, #249436
lol
rerun - September 8, 2013, 8:52 am, #249435

Taking a bow.


Lady's Night part two -


TAGS: greeny goes ginger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - April 7, 2014, 8:35 am, #254117
Heh, I liked him and Steven Wright in ‘Coffee and Cigarettes’. Actually your ‘GF’ idea s/be credited to a Rodney Dangerfield skit, when he took his doll to the movies and started throwing popcorn in her mouth saying ‘great movie, aey?’
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:12 pm, #254110
Reminds me of Binigni's confession in Night on Earth!
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:41 am, #254097
Mr.Gary...it would appear rerun got the dumb blonde. Too funny.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 10:53 am, #254094
that's funny
Greeny - April 5, 2014, 7:06 pm, #254088
LOL There's a song that says..."I got a spot that get's me h**, and you ain't been to it". I guess that can be taken many ways...
rerun - April 5, 2014, 6:36 pm, #254086

These are great.
Sho - April 5, 2014, 4:38 pm, #254085
LMAO


YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONE I DID AT CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: greeny confession
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm, #233199
DITTO
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:20 am, #233168
lol²
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:43 am, #233156
lol


FAME -


TAGS: greeny author bowie fame
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 1:36 pm, #254639

It's a burden. I live with one, too. He's 6-4, 260~~bad attitude, lousy t able manners, fights at the drop of a hat. I call him ***k, for short, but his name's Bill...
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:19 am, #254605
First thing morning, there it is... wow
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 8:35 pm, #254597
(Webster's) HUGE - very large or extensive, as a) of great size or area; b) great in scale or degree ; c) great in scope or character . Also the highest ranking on Motifake.


Downstream -


TAGS: downstream gary and greeny doing water monitoring
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - September 23, 2013, 1:09 am, #249934
Thanks for the comments, although I don't think I understood Greeny's. Glad you like it.
Greeny - September 21, 2013, 4:27 am, #249883
Nice - but we're always downstream from something...
GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:29 am, #249851
Well, Pagong, I’ll have ya know that, yes, I have been known to hang my rod over a creek every now and then…..but I fish upstream. 5L for the funny turtle


Who Knew? -


TAGS: greeny shows off artist melon
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:38 am, #254777
Aww don't sniffle...use a tissue! Glad you enjoyed it Greeny.
Greeny - May 13, 2014, 8:11 pm, #254771
*sniff* Beautiful


SECRET AGENT MAN -


TAGS: johnny rivers greeny
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - October 31, 2012, 4:44 am, #240293
And yet another tune stuck in my head... thank5!


HE TRIES SO HARD -


TAGS: young greeny
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - November 29, 2012, 5:44 am, #241032
Ooooo - 5 degrees of burn!


Spit or Swallow -




GREENY - Dieting at its finest Small, red, and cubed


TAGS: greeny got cut
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by JessiebellUP

Greeny - June 10, 2012, 7:24 pm, #236135
lol
Sho - June 10, 2012, 5:37 pm, #236131
haha


THEY GROW UP SO FAST -


TAGS: greeny naughty boy
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 1:39 pm, #235507
I’m guessing this book was published before parents 5hifted blame towards everyone for their child’s problems and not themselves.
Greeny - May 30, 2012, 9:37 pm, #235466
lo*hic*l


ABRA CADABRA - wanna reach out and grab ya


TAGS: greeny slipnslide steve miller
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - February 1, 2012, 7:03 pm, #228661
Surf5 Up!
rerun - February 1, 2012, 6:20 pm, #228653

it is a parody on a song
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm, #228651
this makes no sense whatsoever


The Eyes Have It -


TAGS: greeny has a way of making others see life through his eyes quote depeche mode
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:54 pm, #247670
Happy to of been of service. Personally? I think you look so adorable with a smile on your face, rather than your head exploding. But hey, what do I know? Oh and thanks greeny.
Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:30 pm, #247666
Nice Miss P; thanks for the smile


THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS -


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 8:08 pm, #241228
What he said oh, wait...
mariand - December 5, 2012, 7:45 pm, #241227
I used to have this fear... guess what, how it can be cured?... by living the things which you're afraid... and so, you get the cure... is called indifference.


I GUESS IT"S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY... - After awhile, pets DO start looking like their owners...


TAGS: greeny s dog
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Greeny - January 15, 2013, 11:33 pm, #242520
 Far be it from me to impugn his motives, but I think he's planning something...


Broken PC Blues -


TAGS: dear gary love greeny recovery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:41 am, #261694
Tablet---for those whose laps have disappeared! Yes, my bathroom is laptop compatible! Still the best room in the house to think! 5 LOL lions Greeny!
GaryO - June 20, 2015, 1:23 pm, #261683
Phkker...how'd you know?


Three Folks in a Bar Lament for Greeny -


TAGS: greeny pimpin three men bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:47 pm, #259743
Emilio, that joke is older than I am but still busts me up laughing every time! Thanks, for the ROTFL! Can't 5L a comment, but consider it done!
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2015, 4:05 pm, #259713
My cousin opened a jewelry story...but they caught him.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 8:48 pm, #259711
Well great, now it’s seemed to have retracted somewhere past my pelvis. I dare not have that high enema.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 7:50 pm, #259710

It's the One Fell Swoop that gets 'em every time.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 7:00 pm, #259709
One must do what one must do when the specter of the Vernon chop comes into play…worse than a praying mantis…much worse I hear
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:30 pm, #259706
...and the sudden image of Gar screaming, "TURTLE MODE!! TURTLE MODE!!"
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 6:16 pm, #259705
well looky there, involuntary shrinkage seems to have immediately come into play
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:11 pm, #259704

OK. I found the ax. I'll go first.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 5:33 pm, #259703
YAAAAAAY. I’ve never been the stick! What’s the rules aaaand who can I poke?!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 5:24 pm, #259702

Let's play chopsticks. You be the stick.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:54 pm, #259699
Wait, yer right. You look rather....what's the word..uplifting, yeah uplifting....what're we gonna play?
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:47 pm, #259696

Wait a minute. I may smell like cookies and dirt, but I'm no little boy. Oh~~sorry~~you were referring to yourself. Be a good boy and go play.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:44 pm, #259695

Let's not discuss my knees.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:43 pm, #259694
Heh, two men and a weird little boy
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 2:37 pm, #259692
Ummm...Typo? At least your knees are below the bar for a change!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 2:04 pm, #259691

Three MEN???


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